May 2010 Archives

7 Impractical Bikinis

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In honor of the unofficial start of summer, here’s a set of nice yet impractical swimsuits modeled by fit women. If you’d like to contribute, post your favorite extreme swimwear pics in the comments!

Larissa Reis

Brazilian fitness babe Larissa Reis has stretched this suit to the limit. I look at this and wish it was video, and then I wish she would stand up fast, and the front two threads would go POP!, and then I’d have an awesome day.

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NICE! Freaky Ab Flexing!

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Female bodybuilder Jo Stewart's abs

NOTE: Video after the jump.

I’ll admit it. I love me some big-ass abs covered with nothing but a paper-thin layer of skin. I want to see every detail of what’s going on in there.

Australian female bodydbuilder Jo Stewart makes me happy becasue she really scratches that particular itch. This video shows her freakish midsection writhing around and contorting into shapes that are almost unrecognizable as human. Awesome.

The She-Hulks of Area Orion

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It ain't easy being green. Every milestone at Area Orion has been commemorated with a special She-Hulk morph. Debbie Leung starts out the first two, then Tammy Jones, Alina Popa and Betty Viana. Stay tuned, the 200th Sample is fast approaching. We may just see Shulkie once again.

Russian Bootie

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Damn. Fitness girl Tatiana Mikhailuk has got one nice butt. I might have to dig out my passport and make a special trip to Russia.

Check out the rest of her gallery to see more!

Tatiana Mikhailuk - Sculptural Ladies

Ghost in the Machine

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Denise Masino was the very first female muscle enhancement discovered at the secret underground complex Area Orion back in Fall of 1998. The glitchy system marking have slowly cleared over time but still persist to this day. See more at Area Orion

Busty female bodybuilder Melissa Dettwiller recently visited a firing range and was kind enough to post photos to her twitter feed.

I’d like to think they’re taken by her slender-yet-muscular lesbian lover, who gets turned on by the site of a powerful woman handling a powerful gun, and who also likes to use baby oil to prepare the bedroom for when they…well, you get the idea.

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NOTE: Video after the jump. When I die I want to come back as a pole. This video shows the intro to the 2010 Australian Pole Dance championships. It features last year’s winner, Felix Cane. I wonder if she’d be interested in a duet or something.

I’m not strong or agile, but what I lack in skill I more than make up for in creepy enthusiasm.

2010 Asia-Pacific Pole Dance Championships - [Femalemuscle.com]

8 Buff Girls in Pigtails

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Pigtails are naughty. They just are. Whether you consider them decorative or convenient hand-holds, they’re just plain awesome.

Here’s a series of eight photos highlighting muscular women sporting this eminently stylish and practical hair-doo.

Pauline Nordin

Muscular woman Pauline Nordin in pigtails leaning against a rope with taped hands.

Portrait of the Author as a Teen

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The great illustrator of muscular girls, WagnerF, has inadvertently recreated my adolescence in exact detail. I give you an illustration of how 75 to 95 percent of my time was spent between the ages of eleven and twenty-two. Impressive. I know.

If you haven’t checked out wagnerf’s gallery, now is the time to do so.

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Wherever Heidi Vuorela lives, I’m moving there tomorrow. Eff you, USA and your uptight fitness girls!

A fine post at Sexy Muscle Girls has opened my eyes to how awesome this girl is.

She’s strong as hell, hot, blonde, with a “love kills slowly” tattoo covering her amazingly sculpted back.

Oh, and she’s got that nose ring that makes me want to…do things.

Female bodybuilder Alina Popa flexing her biceps in a bikini.

NOTE: Video is after the jump.

Alina Popa really gets the blood pumping. This teaser of a video shows her one day after competition, and she’s still ripped as hell.

I honestly did not know calves that large existed on a woman, and there’s plenty of slow motion muscle control and flexing to go around, even for some of my more deviant readers.

I KNEW She Liked Me!

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Sweet! Asian fitness hottie Nyla Nguyen has linked Insane Muscle Girls from her site.

Thanks Nyla! You rock way hard.

Let this be a lesson for other hot muscular girls out there. Link to me and I’ll be your devoted web-nerd for life (the better your abs, the greater my devotion).

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Of course you love Jessica Biel. You love her because she’s got a hot body that has some muscle to it. You love her because she’s not afraid to show it. You love her because she does all kinds of shower and towel scenes that show off her physique.

This video (after the jump!) explores this in delicious slow motion detail. Worth at least a few watches.

Kayla Stra

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Kayla Stra

If you’ve seen the show Jockeys on Discovery, you’ve almost certainly noticed Asian female jockey Kayla Stra. I mean, how could you miss her (video profile after the jump).

What? Haven’t seen her? Check out her video at the Jockeys page, or maybe some of her nice Flickr photos.

Kayla has a tendency to wear skimpy sportswear around the locker room that shows off her nicely developed chest and arms. I approve. Oh yes. I approve.

You’ve gotta love a cutie that can handle a full-sized thoroughbred horse. Eh?… EH?…