NOTE: Video after the jump. (HINT:It depicts an oiled rubdown).
That’s it! I’m changing careers. I don’t speak or read Portuguese, but all I need is my eyes to know that oiled Brazilian massage is where it’s at.
Shoot, I’d rub down a deeply tanned and toned Gracyanne Barbosa for free.
Please hold off on the email while I complete my vo-tech school application for massotherapy.
Mother said life would be full of disappointments. This is yet another shining example.
Followers of the hardbodies subreddit will know that recently a hyper-sexy photo of a girl pulling her shirt up to reveal a gleamingly ripped midsection got real popular.
Sadly, this bubble was burst when the un-retouched original was revealed. If anyone needs me I’ll be in my bedroom crying myself to sleep.
I’m guessing… 400 crunches a day. Anyone? - [reddit.com]
NOTE: hit the jump for videos of Megan strutting in a bikini and on webcam!
Megan Avalon is an awesome combination of a pretty face and a rocked-out body. She’s got, like, abs and stuff. Oh and she’s what one might refer to as “chestally gifted”. That’s latin, I think.
The unbelievable Nena Cortes is already a living morph. A strong, muscular body, porn sized breasts and angelic face. Imagine my surprise when she saw an Area Orion morph of herself and asked for more. We worked together to create her ultimate body and here are the results. See more at http://areaorion.blogspot.com
The internets come through again. This time it’s a list of She Hulk’s top ten sexual conquests.
I must say I’m happy to see some non-superhero types in there (Tony Stark). This means all I have to do is meet her, tell a few jokes, quickly seduce her, then go for a roll in the sack. Easy peasy!
The She-Hulk’s 10 Greatest Sexual Conquests [ Topless Robot]
Note: Home-Flexing Video after the jump!
She’s 5’ 11” tall, 24 years-old, and perfectly compatible with my personality type. Tabitha Klausen also puts those amazing legs to good use; she can leg press 700 pounds!
NOTE:Video after the jump (you know you wanna see it).
Yet another trifecta of hotness. This time its 5’ 8” Asian female bodybuilder Soumaya Wilmore (@slwilmore) in a Princess Leia metal bikini outfut, complete with the chained collar thingy. Easy boy…easy… (if you didn’t catch all three, it’s the whole asian + muscle + metal bikini).
Not to mention she’s yet another fitness girl who decided that bigger is better and moved up to bodybuilding. The miracles never cease!
After the startling "Ghost in the Machine" image found at Area Orion, I had to test more and see if they would turn into extreme Muscle Goddesses. Thankfully I wasn't disappointed by the Test Samples of Sonya McFarland, Wendy McMaster and Joanna Thomas.
I knew it was time to start the full blown Sample process. See more at Area Orion
Fellow lovers of the sculpted female body, remember that time you first saw the young Summer Kalish? Remember how she had that great combination of skinny-girl looks and inflationary muscle? Remember how you wanted to see it without the burden of that pesky bikini top?
Search no more. SexyMuscleGirls has the scoop: some nsfw photos of Summer along with the amazing news that she’s no slouch at poker. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting a membership, finding a game with her, and then attempting a cyber-seduction.
Summertime and the Living is Easy - [SexyMuscleGirls.com]
Update: Reader Mitur Banez Derty has confirmed this as Chelsea. Click through to see his explanation, mini-bio, and semi-serious threats of physical harm to anyone gunning for his girl. Seriously, this is why I have the best readers anywhere. Thanks Mitur!
I’m at wit’s end here. Is this a photo of (a teenaged?) fitness competitor Chelsea Gockel or not?
I think it is. I mean, creepy as it sounds, her shoulders are so amazing that they can serve as a kind of fingerprint. I’m just wondering if anyone has actually gotten confirmation that they’re both the same person?
Seeing as how I did a whole thing on muscular renditions of Streetfighter hottie Chun-Li, I figure it’s time to do one on the lovely Cammy.
So I went ahead and trolled through all the crap Cammy’s on DeviantArt to bring you these gems. You’re welcome.
NOTE: Video after the jump!
Hugely muscled Alina Popa dresses up in this short clip that really shows off her massive physique. Her thoroughly impractical outfit further reinforces the fact that not everyone needs breast implants. They just don’t.
I’m waiting to get called in for the sequel where I’m the one wearing the gloves and doing the feeling.
There have always been great women in the sport of Female Bodybuilding. Here are a few from earlier times, enhanced and jam packed with even more muscle from Area Orion. Shown are Bev Francis, Denise Rutkowski, Kim Chivesky, Lenda Murray, Sue Prica and Raye Hollitt
Note: Video of an oiled Paula after the jump. Click it!
So long, a-holes! I’m off to sunny Brazil to hang with my new (unsuspecting) girlfriend, the infinitely toned Paula Frega. Sure I don’t speak Portuguese, but I like to think we share the international language. The language of creepy stalker.
You can never get too much of Lindsey Cope. That is a scientific fact. If you don’t have a herbiceps.com membership, close this window and go buy one immediately.
They don’t sponsor me or anything like that. It’s just that any repository housing smoking hot high-definition video of one of the hottest muscle girls out there is unequivocally worth it.
In the world of women’s physique competitions, there really aren’t any losers. The women look awesome, get oiled up, and prance around for our collective benefit.
Other sports don’t have it so easy. There are clear non-winners. However, that doesn’t mean girls can’t look good while losing. Bleacher report has compiled a list of the ten best-looking sports babes who can’t quite reach the ultimate goal but give us plenty of eye candy.
The 10 Hottest Athletes Who Kind of Suck at Sports [bleacher report]
NOTE: Video after the jump. It is AWESOME.
I’m not sure who this girl is strutting her stuff, but I’m definitely in love. Again.
She shows a great blend of defined abs, a huge chest, and a butt that you just want to grab and hold on to for dear life. I’m sure I can find her email address, and home address, and her parents’ phone number so I can ask permission for our marriage.
Note: Workout Videos after the Jump!
Finnish competitor Minna Pajulahti is a fitness girl with a bodybuilder’s shoulders. Check out the veins in those things!
Some of the truly strange morphed samples at Area Orion deal with women in mid transformation or side-by-side poses. No these aren't unfinished, they are shown as intended.
NOTE: Hit the jump for the video on how he did it!
This is like…I mean…I don’t really know what it’s like. All I know is that I should worship the ground Giovanni Piazza walks upon. This man converted his 98 lb Filipino wife, Hazel Piazza, into a sexy muscular machine.
[via Tetsumi’s Salon]
This is, like, the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. It ALMOST makes me want to start working out.
If you know some douchebag meathead who’s always talking about their max reps, carbo-loading, and shit like that, print them a full-color copy of this de-motivational poster.
The idea of a woman using some dude’s ultimate effort to just get started is a total turn-on. Ladies, if you have photographic evidence, send it in!
Here’s a set of seven muscular women caught in the act of doing pull-ups. When you think about it, the pull-up is the ultimate exercise if you’re a hot-ass muscled girl. You get to show off your biceps, abs, and chest all at once. Plus there’s the grunting and straining, which of course we all know leads to the inevitable orgasm. Girls, you know what I’m talking about, eh?…eh?…
NOTE: Vote after the jump (in the comments)!
Following the lead of trashy gossip magazines, I present a simple poll to decide who wore the strappy “thermal bandage” outfit from The Fifth Element better: The actress from the movie, Milla Jovovich, or fitness model Julie Marsland?
NOTE: Video after the jump!
I’m oddly fascinated by female muscle crushing videos. They’re sexy because you get to see a hot woman flexing and straining. They’re weird because they often feature the crushing of items you wouldn’t really consider smash-resistant, like, er, tape.
In this example, the busty Mz Devious takes on the mighty potato. I prefer her stuff that focuses on her chest breaking things, but this is kinda nice too.
NOTE: Video after the jump!
Every time I watch a video of a girl measuring her arms, I secretly hope she’ll suddenly bear down and bust that tape out to 17 inches. This video isn’t quite that dramatic, but still nice to watch.
NOTE: Two(!) videos of Lyen after the jump. Yeah, we roll like that…
Of course I can pull my ankle above my head while wearing a bikini. Asian fitness girl Lyen Wong just looks WAY better when she does it.
There's some big girls out there thanks to modern science, supplements and hard training. Human development can only go so far. With digital aid, here's a glimpse of some truly insane muscle girls... as envisioned at Area Orion. Shown are Roxie Rain, Dayana Cadeau, Kristy Hawkins & Rita Bello.
NOTE: Video of Britt & Cindy together after the jump!
YES! I love when hardbodies Cindy Phillps and Britt Miller get together and take photos, mainly because it can lead to stuff like this!
Cindy posted photos on her blog from a recent visit from Britt, who has stopped bodybuilding and still looks totally buffed out (are those some new additions on her chest, or has she just been really focusing on her pecs?)
BFF Visit!! PICS! - Cindy Phillips’ Journal
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