7 Impractical Bikinis

In honor of the unofficial start of summer, here’s a set of nice yet impractical swimsuits modeled by fit women. If you’d like to contribute, post your favorite extreme swimwear pics in the comments!

Larissa Reis

Brazilian fitness babe Larissa Reis has stretched this suit to the limit. I look at this and wish it was video, and then I wish she would stand up fast, and the front two threads would go POP!, and then I’d have an awesome day.

Samantha Baker

I like to think NFL cheerleader, dancer, and fitness girl Samantha Baker has the fan on her because she just looked over the self-taken portraits I emailed her. In any case, I wouldn’t recommend walking in that thing. Or WOULD I???

Ava Cowan

In this photo, figure champ Ava Cowan isn’t completely shredded (here’s one where she is), but what she lacks in muscular definition she TOTALLY makes up for in curves and general shiny-ness.

Inna Uit

Hottie bodybuilder Inna Uit just looks awesome. Somehow this doesn’t look completely ridiculous on her. For comparison, when my aunt tried it on it looked horrible.

Jamie Eason

Fitness girl Jamie Eason is a tight package of sexy. That bikini doesn’t look to sturdy, which is good for when one might want to rip it off with one’s teeth while making growling noises.

Timea Majorova

This bikini on muscle girl Time Majorova causes problems because it reflective quality. Not only would it blind me were I trying to get a closer look, but I doubt you could machine wash the dang thing. Sheesh…

Lindsey Cope

Ok, so this one isn’t technically a bikini. Well screw all you sticklers for details. Lindsey Cope is just about the hottest blend of muscle and looks out there, and if you don’t like that I’ve lumped this in with the rest of the set, go start your own dumb website.

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